Entries Categorized as 'Funny'

Happy Birthday

Date June 10, 2010

Happy Birthday, Silke. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birt.. Wait, do we have to pay royalties when we type the Birthday song? No. No, I wouldn’t think so. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to… But I’m not 100% sure. I’ll just make up one to be safe. It’s your Birthday today You’re another year [...]

Things That Are Bush’s Fault

Date June 6, 2010

I had to mow the lawn and it was hot. Bush’ fault. My computer is almost 10 years old and slow. Bush’s fault. USA mostly likely won’t win the World Cup. Bush’s fault. Lost has ended it’s run. Bush’s fault. There’s not a Best Buy within 25 miles of me. Bush’s fault. There probably won’t [...]

Tomorrow Is Today

Date January 2, 2010

So it’s 2010. This, my friends, is officially the future. When people talked of the future, this is when they were talking about. So I’m wondering where all the cool stuff they promised us is. Where are the flying cars? Where is my robot maid? Where’s my personal jetpack? Where is my communication device that [...]

Ask Y

Date November 12, 2009

“I gotta tell you man. I love South Park. Sometimes it just nails it…” – Glenn Beck I agree but I wonder what he thought of this episode:

The 11/3 Project

Date November 6, 2009

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

Your New Czar

Date September 28, 2009

Recently, Greta declared herself the new Beer Czar and I’m taking a page from her book and declaring myself your new Music Czar. I have taken it upon myself to bring music to the masses. I’ll try to mix up the styles and have everything from Country to Dance to Rock and so forth. Because [...]

The Daily Show on ACORN

Date September 18, 2009

This one’s for you, Chris… The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c The Audacity of Hos www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Healthcare Protests

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