Contest of the Week
January 9, 2007
FIND THE TACKIEST THING FOR SALE ON E-BAY RIGHT NOW!!!
I’ll announce the winner Friday night (when I damn well feel like it).
Yep – that is a “grill” for your teeth. Put that in your Pimp cup & smoke it!

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January 9th, 2007 at 9:34 am
OMG! You are kidding, right? LOLOLOL I wonder what it will end of selling for? I’m afraid to find out.
January 9th, 2007 at 9:39 am
Mother Mary on a slice of toast! I thought those were barrettes at first glance! I’ll look, but I SERIOUSLY doubt there’s a thing on earth that’s tackier than that!
January 9th, 2007 at 11:19 am
OK, this is the best I could do (so far!).
Playgirl hot pink tube top
vintage blue velvet bow tie
vintage sheer disco dress (someone bid on it! LOL!)
I still think that grill bling is the tackiest thing on earth, though!
January 9th, 2007 at 11:28 am
OMG, Playboy jeans in the GIRLS section?
Call 911, I’m having heart failure! Someone should be shot!
January 9th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Argh. A little girls’ small “property of Playboy” t-shirt. I have a mind to “ask the seller a question” or two!
ARGH!!!!!
January 9th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Okay – how about this one – a drag queen fat costume.
January 9th, 2007 at 11:48 am
OK, I think the jeans were in the wrong section. The t-shirt was not, though. I just emailed that fckr who’s selling that shit.
BAH. I was having fun with this and now I’m all pissed off.
At least the grill bling and bow tie are funny!
January 9th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I think I win now.
Tags: ebay, girls, popular culture, child exploitation, white trash
Greta’s having a Tacky Contest–see who can find the tackiest thing on eBay. I think I might win with this atrocity, although she’s set the bar very, very high.
I jus…
January 9th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Y’all are killing me here!!!
January 9th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
No way. You have to go religious:
Jesus Love The Raiders
OR how about a Robbie Williams Toilet Seat Cover!
Or a NASCAR PURSE.
January 9th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Okay…that was before I found the Banana Phone. Now, its not really “tacky” per se, but its someone selling a banana with a phone drawn on it (it has a counterpart, pear answering machine.
OR…an 8-inch Centipede in glass.
OR…Paint on Toast.
The Elvis Presley skeleton statue.
And OMG….The Jon Bon Jovi semi nude coffee mug!.
January 9th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Sorry…this is the link for that last one…http://cgi.ebay.com/Jon-Bon-Jovi-Semi-Nude-Coffee-Mug-2_W0QQitemZ140072804318QQihZ004QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
January 9th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Random
Lots of guest bloggers at Michelle Malkin’s while it seems Michelle is starting her tour of Iraq. Which will come as an unwelcome surprise to the Left (some who want her to die there, or some who became convinced she…
January 9th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Ha! Leonard Nimoy Sings! (actually, ebay did NOT have the album that I have!…snicker)
January 10th, 2007 at 9:19 am
so does the winner get a new “grill”…
because my old “grill” isn’t as nice!
January 11th, 2007 at 8:46 am
[...] Also 2 more days to find the tackiest thing on E-bay. I guess I set the bar way too high with “The Grill” – but keep on trying! [...]
January 11th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
How about this